Wednesday, August 30, 2006

ever played badminton with 5 ppl? 2 on 1 side and 3 on the other.

here's how to kick one player out (from the side with 3 players) so you can have even on both sides in three simple steps...

step 1: let that one player stand at the front in the middle and the other two will stand behind at the sides.
step 2: (the opponent) aim right above that player's head.
step 3: either one player behind will try to hit the shuttlecock but fail to and instead, hit that player's forehead.

caution: don't use too much strength. this manual will not be responsible for any damages done to that person.

note: if u're confused abt the directions, well, there's nothing i can do abt it. ciao!

that explains what happened to my forehead during pe lesson. it wasn't intentional, i noe. but it really, definitely, absolutely, completely, totally, exceedingly, entirely hurts.

but why? you may ask. why are we sharing this one little, pathetic, miserable shuttlecock?
coz there isn't enough shuttle cocks to go around. there used to be enough. somehow, someone, somebody must have stolen the shuttlecocks!!

alright, i'll leave you to solve the mystery of the stolen shuttlecocks while i go get a pack of ice to put over my forehead. catch you later. *stomps off to the kitchen*